Ever notice that politicians have an opinion about everything? I have no idea how they keep up with current events when I can’t even make up my mind about what to get for lunch. This is how a few special politicians order a drink at a coffee shop. I couldn’t come up with an appropriate joke for the Governor or Len Munsil, so for now it’s just these. Be sure to read them with the politicians voice in mind. John McCain — Black coffee please… as long as it doesn’t have any pork in it. President Bush — Do you have any fair trade coffee? The kind with no child left behind… hehe, that was a good one wasn’t it, hehe. Bill Clinton — I did not drink coffee with that woman! Hillary Clinton — Triple Vente, No Fat, Soy, No Whip, Caramel Macchiato, and make that on the double (Hillary orders a coffee every day, as healthcare in America doesn’t meet her expectations and coffee has been shown to reduce the risk of heart disease) John F. Kerry — I was for the coffee before I was against it. Feel free to write your own in the comments.