Ever notice that politicians have an opinion about everything? I have no idea how they keep up with current events when I can’t even make up my mind about what to get for lunch.

This is how a few special politicians order a drink at a coffee shop. I couldn’t come up with an appropriate joke for the Governor or Len Munsil, so for now it’s just these.

Be sure to read them with the politicians voice in mind.

  • John McCain — Black coffee please… as long as it doesn’t have any pork in it.
  • President Bush — Do you have any fair trade coffee? The kind with no child left behind… hehe, that was a good one wasn’t it, hehe.
  • Bill Clinton — I did not drink coffee with that woman!
  • Hillary Clinton — Triple Vente, No Fat, Soy, No Whip, Caramel Macchiato, and make that on the double (Hillary orders a coffee every day, as healthcare in America doesn’t meet her expectations and coffee has been shown to reduce the risk of heart disease)
  • John F. Kerry — I was for the coffee before I was against it.

Feel free to write your own in the comments.

Arizona Coffee

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